What made you join the Army?
Two soldiers lay under their blankets one night looking up at the stars.
“What made you join the army?” said Raj to Chandrakant.
“Well,” replied Chandrakant, “I had no wife and I loved war, so I joined the army.”
“But what made you join the army, Raj?”asked Chandrakant.
“Well,” said Raj, “I had a wife and I loved peace, so I joined the army.”